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Explain this site to me!
 

1) Why does this web site look so bad?

It looks bad because I am really not a fan of web-design. Besides, by keeping it text-only I can ensure that Lynx users aren't left out. They deserve the right to be disappointed. Also, I like using ASCII characters. In the future I may even add coloured text. Anyone claiming that this site is bad is clearly anti-Semitic.


2) But why?

It's a nice story. I got drunk and decided to buy a domain for my wife and me. We had great plans for it yet when we sobered up, those plans fizzled. Here are some other things I bought without really thinking things through.

Sony Minidisc Player (too much bloody hassle to copy music to it)
Sega Gamegear (nice but I was just never in to portable games)
Subscription to a gym (ha)
Electric hedge trimmers (owned them a year before I used them)

After owning the site for quite a few months, I figured that it's about time I put something on here.


3) I'm hooked, how did you create this site?

I used Nvu on a MacNvu is actually a fairly nice and easy web-design application but I chose to ignore its many features. Some of the text was hacked around in Nano running in OpenBSD.

   

4) Does this site actually look good in anything?

Yep, this site is standards compliant and designed to look bad in any browser, but it looks half-decent in Lynx.