As
you're probably aware, Destiny's
Child have made a pretty decent
living by murdering the English language. Most of us cannot write
lyrics they way they do since it's genuinally difficult to write like a
14-year-old kid who's been sniffing petrol. I am currently developing a
PHP application that will generate these lyrics for you. Give it a try.
2)
Nothing else
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